how much sperm can a gay man hold??
a butt load
the yahoo ceo announced that they will start suspending blogs containing too much yaoi and ‘XD’ starting june 1st because they “want to make this site safe for kids to use too.”
I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.
look how proud he is of his sexy bf
I didn’t know Akinator was gay.
well this is awkward
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
WHAT NOISE EVEN IS THAT
“why wouldn’t you lift your face up?” i’M FUCKING DONE OMG
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)
Oh my GOD THIS IS REAL?
can we just take a moment to think about how marvel realized how upset we where and how we blatantly refused to accept his death and decided to make a whole new spinoff full of badass agents and bring him back to life because holy fucktruck we were upset
Dear other fandoms on Tumblr,
We apologize in advance for the sudden spazzing out and feels that will happen tonight. We also apologize for the amount of flags , different languages , impulse country reblogging , sadness , anger and joy you will witness tonight.
For you see ,
EUROVISION WEEK HAS STARTED
Love , Hetalians.